About the Barn Owl
Owl jokes
PDF Documents are used throughout this site. Click here to get Adobe Reader to be able to view these documents.
Owl jokes
Owl jokes - what a hoot! ..... but we need more! Email your owl jokes to info@barnowltrust.org.uk or send them to The Barn Owl Trust, Waterleat, Ashburton, Devon TQ13 7HU.
Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"
What do confused owls say? To-whit to-why?
What is the most common Owl in the UK?....a 'TeatOwl'... tea towel ? ;-)
What's a Barn Owl's favourite Party food?...Mush'Shrew'm 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream...
"Knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Owls"
"Owls who?"
"That's right! Owls hoo!"
"What do you call an owl with a sore throat?"
"A bird that doesn't give a hoot!"
"What do you call an owl with a low voice?"
"A growl!"
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Owl"
"Owl who?"
"Owl be seeing you!"
"What type of books do owls like to read?"
"Hoot-dunnits!"
"What does an owl with attitude have?"
"A scowl!"
Thanks to @birdpics and @kittiwake70 for their contibutions - via Twitter.
